i just found this animated gif i made along time ago and thought i should share it with everyone



that is klaus running out the Wii box. it was so strange when he came out because wanted to go right back in. he just recently had a blatter problem but he is doing ok now :)

D-bags past and present

i hate it when people go to shows to see a band they arent even really into because they are usually all crowded around me talking about stupid shit or about their latest retro shit they scored for their house. this usually all happens while the band is playing a quiet song or trying to talk to the audience. this happened when i went to see jens lekman. i was really surprised to see how many high school kids were there to see him play. jens dosent really strike me as appealing to a crowd that young. most of them were chatting through the whole thing anyway.
its just my dumb luck but thankfully im trying not to give a fuck.

the best ever death metal band outta detroit

this is going to be very fun.




**update**
recent news has fallen into my lap and this just might be ok.

take it to the sunshine girl

ive been so tired these past few days not getting any sleep at all and yet when i do lay down to rest i cant fall asleep. i mull over in bed for a few hours and then finally fall asleep. bust.

p.s.
porno girls please stop trying to add me as a myspace friend.
i really dislike you all.
thank you.

-Leo

caspian's an ass

i really disliked the first chronicles of narnia movie becuase i thought it went way over the top to the point where it just seemed really cheesy and lame. the second one was a little better but i couldnt get over caspians bad acting. its bad enough that he looked like a white dude with a bad spray on tan but to ass insult to injury he had the worst spanish accent ever. EVER !!!

eddie izzard was kind of enjoyable as the voice of reepicheep.

here is some concept art to give you a better idea of eddies part.

even better watch an eddie izzard dvd and just imagine a little mouse talking about bees

after having seeing a bad caspian performance and then seeing eddie izzard as an animated swashbuclking mouse it really made me wish i was watching a movie on the red wall books.

i still havent seen iron man yet :(

a pre pubecent and life was good

The other day a semi-official looking document arrived in the mail that was addressed to me.

it was from a lawyer concerning some lawsuit with the department store target. i had no idea why they would be sending this to me now. i hadnt worked there in year. i worked there for the winter season right after i graduated from high school. that job was the most unrewarding and shitting job ever.

the lawsuit that was being taken against target was for lost sick days or something along those lines.

this lady was refused the right to use her paid vacation days and wanted to be compinsated for it. i guess they were spreading the love to other target employees who felt the same pain.

like i said i only worked there for 3 months a really really long time ago.

i was kinda interested in how much money i would have gotten from this lawsuit if i had actually taken the time to sign the little peice of paper and post it in the mail.

well luck for me that they state this at the end of the letter.

here it is for some kinda of odd enjoyment.

maybe i should sign the paper and wait for the 5 dollar bill to arrive in the mail.

lol

ill keep you updated.

telepathic helper monkey slasher flick

today i watched this relatively old steven king movie called " Monkey Shines".  

as a kid i would see the poster for this movie at my shitty local neighborhood video store every friday when my parents would rent them for the weekend. that poster fascinated me so much to what that movie could possibly be about but i never even thought about renting it. not that i was afraid   because it looked crazy and demonic, i liked a lot of horror at a young age. maybe i never watched it because i knew deep down inside  that me watching this movie would take away my fascination of this poster. 

i turned 12.

my family moved to a new town.

i forgot all about the movie poster in the mix of moving, depression, and learning music.

16 years later i find it on netflix and add it to the top of my que.

let me tell you that this movie is amazing.

what the hell was i thinking ? ... i should have watched this movie years ago! 

here are the movie posters 

                                                                 

                                                               

this movie is about this guy who gets hit by a car and becomes paralyzed from this tragic accident. his friend ,who is a scientist, donates one of his lab monkeys to be trained as a helper monkey for his cripple friend. the scientist dosent know that the experiments he was performing on the money worked. as a result the monkey is super smart and falls in love with her cripple master. they somehow form a telepathic bond with each other and the monkey takes care of all the day to day obstacles in his life  such dialing the phone, setting a cheating girlfriend on fire, or slicing an annoying lady up with a straight razor.

after seeing this movie i instantly wanted my own helper monkey but sadly i have neither the funds or the time for one so i think ill settle for the next best thing ... a monkey that smokes tiny cigarettes.