R.I.P pipi

R.I.P
2004-2008

yesterday my cockatoo pipi died of respiratory failure due to complications with her antibiotics she was taking for her yeast infection. pipi's death came so suddenly. she seemed be doing good despite the feather loss and the plastic cone around her neck to keep her from spreading the yeast infection.

pipi was everything to my family. she was my moms baby. she was an alarm for when someone was at the front door. she was a mentor for a little blue budgie named arturo. she taught him all her whistles and more.

pipi will be missed greatly

here is pipi whistling her favorite Tchaicovsky song 1812 Overture while she gets tea bagged by her favorite blanket buddy.

im always feeling like mr. inbetween

i recall at the end of it all you were on your knees and i was standing tall. but is my memory deceiving me? was i hanging there while you prayed for me? remember how when the show was done, we were dancing and singing and having some fun, then i heard you speak, your voice was bleak--- "what we forget we must repeat." r-e-m-e-m-b-e-r, r-e-m-e-m-b-e-r. i remember the tricks of the trade, who got left behind and who made the grade, and i don't need the pages of some master plan to tell me what to do or tell me who i am. but when all is said and all is done, under the yellow glow of a setting sun, it really doesn't matter what you have done, you are blind and deaf and dumb. r-e-m-e-m-b-e-r, r-e-m-e-m-b-e-r. i remember an endless space and the tolling bells of some holy place. is it a dream that comes back to me or a memory that i can barely see? not the voices that haunt my mind of the friends and lovers i have left behind. what i see, what comes back to me, is a place i cannot find.

Mastermind

some of you maybe not know one of the greatest games in the world other then D&D is a little game called mastermind. its a game of chance, adventure, spite, and glory. If you are color blind please dont even attempt to play.


The objective is simply to find the correct sequence of colors that the other player has layed out behind the gray wall of doom. Its super fun and challenging. This game is great but if you are like me and have lame friends that just want to play video games then it might be hard to find another player.

The solution to this problem is easy.
electronic mastermind !


i picked this up at the local thrift store the other day. i was kinda surprised to find this but im kinda sad to say its not as fun as the analog mastermind. i bought it mainly for the rad cover of the box it came in.


im guessing that is the distinguished mastermind looking smart in his suit who is accompanied by his sexy mod Asian female concubine. i think that picture is worth at least 6 bucks.
tho unhappy with the game itself i think im going to get rid of it. i recently seen two on ebay going for a buy it not price of 70 bucks. Is this games really worth that much ? or are those sellers just douche bags ? only mr. own knows :/
if anyone wants it just ask.

what the hecks going on ?

ok kids here is one that i think everyone one will like.
Indiana Jones !
i found my Indiana Jones coloring book about a week ago and i decided to scan these things in at a high resolution and share them with everyone. If you like you can print them out and and color them in ;)


so here is our hunky arrogant hero Indiana Jones on a quest to find the perfect find in a sea of worn out ruins and junk. he's looking pertty heroic with his whip right about now.



ahhhh he finally found the perfect prostitute amongst all of the other whores and hoes.
it looks like Indy is so hot that she is paying him for sex ...... yikes !


suddenly .... look out Indy !! Its the Taliban. they have come to take you prisoner and score on your prostitute.

oh no ! watch out indy !! that arab is getting you in a pile driver position !

Indy suddenly pulls out his whip and send s that arab back to mecca !

(go indy go ! )

nothing like having a nice hard brew with your monkey after killing a few arabs. keep an eye on that basket behind him.

because little dose indy know that there is a creepy ambiguously gay German Nazi in there with a german standard issued lugar waiting to strike !!


What will Indy do !!??!! will the nazi take out his full rage on our hero indiana jones ??
will more rag heads pop out and harass Indy just a little more ?
will monkey steal Indy's drink and beat off while he is occupied with the evil ambiguously gay nazi ?
will Indy do bush a solid and finally kick osamas ass ?

find out all this and more next week on Adventures ! with Indiana Jones

long time no blog

here is my triumphant return to the bligitty blog. I have nothing but pain and suffering to report in to the internets as of right now ......well not really all of it is pain ha ha .. probably non at all ?
so i think fascinating people of the internet will just have to use their imaginations. but then again no one cares. so off we go....



i had to work a hoot shift the other night. those are always no fun especially when you work at a sucky dock that dosent have any coffee machines. its just unheard of !! but yeah with my luck of course thats the one i get to work at. just as the alarm turned on i was turning off. i stumbled out of bed with no sleep at all and leave to work. i was at a stop light waiting for the light to change so i thought should change the cd in the cdplayer. i was in the middle of doing this and the light changes green for me. no one was behind me so i had no need to rush. i finished putting in the cd and was ready to accelerate when a big truck flies through the intersection. the light had been green for about 10 seconds which doesnt seem that long but it is when almost facing your grim death. if it wasnt my love for music to drive and scream your lungs out at 3am i think i would have been really hurt super bad.

i sat there in silence as i watched that truck run the red light and said fuck.

i always thought i would die at work if ever
damn i was lucky

so to cheer your kids up out there here is an amazing picture of our man stan lee and his prog rock band. enjoy

like daggers in kids eyes

ive been meaning to post this for quit some time now and i finally got around to it. i have the cartoon animation book by preston blair and i was looking a few of the scanned pages of the old version on the ASIFA blog. The whole book is relatively the same but a few of the characters kinda lost their edge. take a look at this rowdy rabbit the one on the left is clearly more rowdy then the one on the right. plus what the hell happened to his nose ? ... he must have lost one to many bar fights because he is clearly not rowdy at all.


both books have the typical generic type cartoon characters but the only difference is in the new version of this book the genericness of the these characters are stripped down even more. the new rowdy rabbit just looks like a prick. why the terrible changes ?